Acceptable Ways To End A Horror Movie
The protagonists narrowly escape the Monster, which perishes in a burning house.
The Monster turns on his Mad Scientist creator and eats him, before perishing in a burning house. The protagonists narrowly escape.
The Monster eats the protagonists. The credits roll.
The protagonist kills the Monster, but, in a Nietzchian sense, becomes a monster him/her self.
The protagonist kills the Monster, and literally becomes a monster him/her self.
The protagonists kill the Monster, but one of them turns into a Monster and kills the other.
Having accomplished it's primary objective, the Monster wanders off.
The Monster/Mad Scientist has an attack of conscience, and commits suicide.
The Monster is killed by another Monster that has an attack of conscience.
Chased by police, the Monster dies in a hail of gunfire.
Chased by police, the Monster runs to the top of the building, is shot, and falls to it's death.
It was all just a bad dream.
It was all just a bad dream. Wait!- No, it wasn't! YEAAAARGH!!!
It was all just a bad dream. NO IT WASN'T! Oh wait,... Yeah, it really was.
It was all just a bad dream Or was it?...
The Mad Scientist and his Monster are killed; but it's revealed that there are baby Monsters. The credits roll.
The curse is lifted after the Ghosts, having carried out their revenge, return to their eternal slumber.
The Ghosts or Witch carry out their revenge, but have to be killed anyway.
The Alien Invaders, repelled by earth citizens, flee in their burning spacecraft, which explodes, killing all of them.
The Alien Invaders all catch a cold and die at exactly the same moment.
The Monsters are the protagonists. They are killed by a mob of Ignorant Peasants.
The Monsters are the protagonists. They kill the Ignorant Peasants and live happily ever after.
The Monsters and the Peasants resolve their feud and learn to live together in peace.
The Monster is jettisoned from a spacecraft.
The tragic Monster is killed by the person it loves. Everyone is kind of sad, but happy at the same time; happy because the poor beasts suffering is over, but sad because the Monster killed 1/3 of the community earlier that day.
The Monster is captured by the military, and dubiously swept off to a secret government base for Black Ops research.
The Monster is recaptured by the military.
The Monster is not recaptured by the military because the protagonists kill it.
The Monsters turn out to be a fraternity prank that ended catastrophically.
The Monsters turn out to be policemen, disguised as monsters, who are trying to solve a case.
The Monster would seem to have been killed, but it's not dead, so the protagonists have to kill it again.
The protagonists have to repeatedly kill the same Monster, which keeps coming at them.
The Monster would seem to have been killed, but it's body can't be found.
A Monster who was seemingly killed in a previous movie is killed in an interesting new way.
A protagonist is revealed to having been the Monster/Killer all along, and kills the other surviving protagonists.
A protagonist is revealed to having been the Monster/Killer all along, and is killed by the other surviving protagonists.
Everybody dies.
God gets pissed and kills the Monster.
We are all the Monsters.
The Monster turns out to have been a product of mass hysteria.
The protagonists kill the Bad Alien with the help of and Alien bounty hunter.
Satan or an evil spirit is exorcised from an innocent girl.
The Monster is actually a baby, and here come the parents...
The Monster turns out to have been a misunderstood, sexually frustrated adolescent. It is killed in a hail of gunfire.
The Scientist kills his Monster creation, and vows never to tamper in the domain of God again.
The Scientist kills his Monster creation and vows never to tamper in the domain of God again, but obviously intends to do so. A lot!
The Scientist kills his Monster creation and vows never to tamper in the domain of God again, but the authorities lock him up anyway.
The protagonist kills the Monster in a lucky accident.
Flesh-eating zombies overrun the earth.
Unacceptable Ways To End A Horror Movie
The Monster gets bored and wanders off.
The Monster turns out to be an optical illusion.
The protagonist performs oral sex on the monster in order to escape.
The Monster is mistaken for a Piñata and beaten to death by small, blind-folded children with sticks.
The Monster goes on the Atkins diet, doesn't have enough energy to chase after people anymore, slowly wastes away and dies.
Representatives of the local costume shop barge onto the set and repossess the Monster.
The Monster stands up too fast, passes out, and receives a fatal head wound on the corner of a coffee table.
The Mad Scientist turns on his Monster creation and eats it.
The protagonist tickles the Monster to death.
The Monster is arrested for tax evasion and dies in prison of syphilis.
The Monster chokes to death on one of the protagonists.
The Monster chokes to death on a ham sandwich.
The protagonist saves their love interest and kills the Monster- All while snowboarding!
The Monster files a grievance with the shop steward.
The little girl wasn't possessed after all; she was just a real bitch.
Nobody dies.
The Monster is killed in a terrorist attack.
The Monster is killed by the flatulence of the protagonist.
The protagonists give the Alien Invaders a computer virus.
The Monster eats the protagonists and celebrates by break-dancing through the closing credits.
The protagonist celebrates killing the Monster by rending a group of baby seals apart with his teeth.
The Monster vows to get it's revenge in the sequel.
The protagonists escape after the Monster runs to pull it's burning soufflé out of the oven
The protagonist is crushed by an unstable piece of the set.
The Monster is killed by it's own homophobia.
The Monster turns out to be Reese Witherspoon, and who could stay mad at her?
The Monster is impaled on a huge waffle-cone.
It was all just a bad movie.
THE END?
