I was about eleven when I first checked a dog-eared copy of
The
Mothman Prophecies out at the local library, attracted perhaps by the
unusual title and nifty-looking cover art. What I found
inside only engrossed me further. I couldn't imagine why no one
had told me about all of the flying monsters, flying saucers, and
phantom black Cadillac's whizzing about in broad daylight with total impunity. If
I saw a UFO would the Men In Black come knocking at my door the next
day asking for glasses of water to wash down their space-pills?
If I ran away to West Virginia would I find legions of Mothmen
blotting out the sky and obligingly posing for photographs?
Was I dying to find out? You bet
your ass! But, to my disappointment, I could easily identify every
flying object that caught my eye, and West Virginia seemed like a
pretty long walk. Certainly too far to make it back for dinner.
Worst of all my fifth-grade teacher, who I forced the book upon after
I'd read it the second time, found the whole thing to be just a bit
far-fetched. He didn't buy a word of it.
What? Was Mothman just a grotesque fraud,
like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny? Was my favorite writer just a big,
rotton fibber?
Well, not exactly. I didn't recognize it at
the time, but Keel really doesn't
advocate the bizarre premise of TMP, so much as record improbable
events for entertainment purposes, and document a murky chapter of the America
Mythologica for historical perspective. He laughs when
first told about the Mothman business and doesn't bother to print the
vast majority of the sightings he compiled, far less than one needs
to write a book of any substance about Mothman by itself.
But it
was a hook- something Keel needed to sell his product. Something
different than the endless spew of UFO books already clogging the
bargain-bins worldwide in the seventies. In that he
apparantly succeeded, though I think his later, lesser-known tome The Eighth
Tower might be a better book overall.
The Mothman Prophecies
I. Beelzebub Visits West
Virginia
A bearded John Keel is mistaken for
Beelzebub * The Shadow's Ghost * Tulpas
"Fingers of lightning tore holes
in the black skies as an angry cloud-burst drenched the surrealist
landscape. It was 3AM on a cold, wet morning in late November
1967, and the little houses scattered along the dirt road winding
through the hills of West Virginia were all dark. Some seemed
unoccupied and in the final stages of decay. Others were
unpainted, neglected, forlorn. The whole setting was like the
opening scene of a Grade B horror film from the 1930's"
II. The Creep Who Came in from
the Cold
Mary Hyre * Crashed UFO in Texas *
MIB's * John Keel at the Pentagon
III. The Flutter of Black Wings
"We are dealing with three types
of phenomena in these cases. The first is the winged man; the
second is a giant bird, so huge it's a biological impossibility;
third, we have a monstrous demon with red eyes, bat-wings, and a body
closely human in form. All three are probably
interrelated."
IV. Take the Train
The Xenophanes Principle and UFO's
"A dark force was closing over a
little town I had never heard of. In a matter of months, I would
be arriving there like some black-suited exorcist, lugging my tatterd
briefcase, waving the golden cross of science."
V. The Cold Who Came Down in the Rain
Indrid Cold * Chief Cornstalk * Dog gone
"The West Virginia area is
fertile, heavily wooded, rich in game. Why did the Indians avoid
it? Was it filled with hairy monsters and frightful apparitions
way back when?"
VI. Mothman!
"Roger stepped on the gas and
they shot through the gates, spun onto the exit road, and headed for
Route 62. Suddenly, they saw it...standing on a small hill near
the road. As they hurtled past it, it spread it's batlike wings
and took off straight up into the air."
"Everyone was now seeing Mothman
or the "Bird," or so it seemed...People were traveling for
hundreds of miles to sit in the cold TNT area all night, hoping to
glimpse the creature."
VII. The Night of the Bleeding Ear
Heavy breathers * John Keel arrives * The zone
of fear
VIII. Procession of the Damned
MIB and the CIA
"IX. "Wake Up Down
There"
Sex and UFO's * The Phone Conspiracy *
Woody goes to Planet Lanulos * Dognappers * Alien blood-drive
"It does seem that many UFO and
monster sightings are staged as distractions, luring crowds of people
to places like the TNT area while animal mutilations and
disappearances are taking place almost unnoticed only a few miles
away."
X. Purple Lights and April
Foolishness
"As my eyes became acclimated to
the night I began to distinguish a number of vague purple shapes
hovering over a woods on Rolfe Lee's property. At first I
thought they might be stars low in the sky, gleaming through the
natural haze. But when I flashed my six-celled light at one of
these purple blobs it suddenly and jerkily moved to one side, as if it
were jumping out of my light beam."
XI. If this is Wednesday, It Must Be
a Venusian
The Wednesday Phenomenon
XII. Games Nonpeople Play
Wrong # * Contactee Syndrome * Hypnosis
"Throughout history people
have been straying through Alice's looking glass, seeing things that
don't exist, visiting places that spill off the maps into some
hallucinatory other dimenstion."
XIII. Phantom Photographers
MIB disinformation * Haunted witnesses * UFO
paparazzi
"The air force and CIA did
not have to try to disrupt the ufological movement. It is by it's
very nature a self-disrupting network of disoriented people."
XIV. Sideways In Time
Flashing lights and lost time * The shuttle to
Lanulos
"Our own Fear of nuclear
annihilation was epidemic in the 1950's and early 1960's.
So many of the UFO messages of that period were stern warnings about our
misuse of atomic energy. As our own paranoia subsided, so did
these threats from outer space."
XV. Misery on the Mount
The men in black coveralls * Princess Moon Owl
"...The contactees would be
manipulated, used as robots to propagate beliefs and false frames of
reference, and then be discarded to sit in the darkness and wonder why
the world was not as they had imagined it, why the wonderful space
people had abondoned them."
XVI. Paranoiacs Are Made, Not Born
Contactee Psychic Phone Network
XVII. "Even the Bedouins hate
their telephone company"
Phonophobia continued
"...The entities now began to tell me about a
terrible forthcoming disaster on the Ohio river. Many people would
die."
XVIII. "Something Awful Is Going
to Happen..."
Bad dreams and bad connections
XIX. "Where the Birds
Gather..."
"Steel screamed. The seven
hundred-foot suspension bridge twisted and the main span split from it's
moorings at either end. Electric cables strung across the bridge
snapped in a blaze of sparks. Fifty vehicles crashed into the
black waters of the Ohio, tons of steel smashing down on top of
them."
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