What's this?  "Halloween Planet"?  Oh dear, it seems I took a wrong turn at Zeta Reticuli, again.  I was looking for a planet called Earth.  Ever heard of it?  No I don't suppose you have.  Puny little thing, really.  Well *ahem* as long as you're here, might I be permitted to messily suck out your brains?  I hate to impose, you understand, it's just something I do.  Why, of course it can wait until you finish viewing this fine Halloween page!  I'll be right here drool-, uh, waiting for you...

Good evening, fellow travelers!   You can call me Last Man on the Moon, and I am the wise-cracking, undead tour guide here on Halloween Planet.  I would have been here sooner, but I guess I must have spaced out.  Just follow me into the forbidden crater, and we'll plunge down into the dark core of Halloween Planet.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid... And be sure to drop by the souvenir shop!

Halloween Planet illustrated and written by Steve Ring ©

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